Synopsis
A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.
Made-up reviews (for fun): -
"The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book."
- Readers Indigestion Digest
"My chair enjoyed it more than I did."
- Better Homes & Bookends
"Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has."
- The Zoological Missed-it Monthly
"My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot."
- Parenting Panic Quarterly
"Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed."
- Aquatic Book Review & Snacks
"Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain."
- IQ Not Included
"A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed."
- The London Foghorn
"This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less."
- Forgetful & Free Newsletter
"If I could unread it, I would. Twice."
- Amnesia Weekly
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About the Author
Andrew Abel is originally from Helsby, Cheshire, England. He is now a software developer and lives in Silicon Valley, California with his wife, Angela. He developed a love of spoken rhyme from his grandfather, Wilfred Harrison, who loved to recite poems.
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Hardcover. Condition: new. Hardcover. A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.Made-up reviews (for fun): -"The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book." - Readers Indigestion Digest"My chair enjoyed it more than I did." - Better Homes & Bookends"Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has." - The Zoological Missed-it Monthly"My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot." - Parenting Panic Quarterly"Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed." - Aquatic Book Review & Snacks"Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain." - IQ Not Included"A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed." - The London Foghorn"This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less." - Forgetful & Free Newsletter"If I could unread it, I would. Twice." - Amnesia Weekly A Useless Book is a hilariously silly rhyming picture book that pretends to teach nothing-while sneakily slipping in real facts. Perfect for kids who love Seuss-style humor, randomness, and learning when they least expect it. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798989431663
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