Welcome to Hallmark, Vermont. Where Christmas dreams come true... and nightmares are just part of the holiday magic.
It's the perfect Christmas town. Snow-covered streets. Twinkling lights. Hot cocoa by the fireplace. And enough holiday cheer to make even Santa want to puke.
In Hallmark, everyone gets their happily ever after. The lonely librarian finds her dream man. A stranded traveler discovers romance in an unexpected place. A big-city girl returns home to rekindle an old flame. Even a handsome prince might find true love beneath the mistletoe.
It's everything you'd expect from those wonderfully cheesy Christmas movies.
Except something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.
That charming stranger might be a serial killer. The beautiful woman offering roadside assistance might have a taste for human flesh. And those adorable gingerbread cookies? Well, you might want to think twice before taking a bite.
From murderous holiday romances to Christmas traditions dripping with blood, Hallmark's picture-perfect celebrations are about to become a collection of festive nightmares.
Forget the mistletoe. Forget the Christmas miracles. And whatever you do, don't trust the guy dressed as Santa.
Deck the halls. Bar the doors. Hell has come to Hallmark.
To Hell With Hallmark is a wickedly funny collection of interconnected Christmas horror stories packed with dark humor, gruesome twists, and enough holiday carnage to make you reconsider your favorite Christmas movies.
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Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. Neuware - Hallmark, Vermont: the birthplace of every sugary-sweet Christmas trope. Cozy streets. Perfect snow. Miracles on every corner.It's where the lonely librarian finds her dream man, Where the big-city girl reunites with her high school flame, Where a runaway prince discovers real love in a small-town glow.But this year The script has changed.Something sinister has slipped into Hallmark's Christmas magic, twisting sweet holiday tropes into pure Christmas chaos. Those heartwarming movie moments They're about to become the stuff of Christmas Eve nightmares.Deck the halls.Bar the doors.Hell has come to Hallmark. Seller Inventory # 9798993929507
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