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101 Immutable Laws of Cat Logic - Softcover

Schmalfeldt, Bill

 
9798997338367: 101 Immutable Laws of Cat Logic

Synopsis

Do you live with a cat… or does a cat allow you to live in its home?

If you’ve ever found your cat sleeping in a cardboard box instead of the expensive bed you bought… been awakened at 3:00 a.m. by unexplained hallway sprints… apologized without knowing what you did wrong… or discovered that your chair somehow became the cat’s chair the moment you stood up…

…then you’ve already begun to understand Cat Logic.

101 Immutable Laws of Cat Logic is a hilarious, full-color collection of illustrated observations that treats every feline quirk as an unbreakable law of nature. Each law is paired with a whimsical cartoon and a mock-scientific commentary that explains, with complete academic seriousness, why cats are always right—and why humans are usually mistaken.

Inside you’ll discover the immutable laws governing:

• Cardboard boxes and paper bags
• Laps, keyboards, and freshly folded laundry
• Closed doors and open doors
• Hidden medication and human food
• Suitcases, scratching posts, and sunbeams
• Midnight zoomies, gravity experiments, and strategic interruptions
• And dozens more behaviors every cat owner knows all too well

Written in the style of an official field guide, 101 Immutable Laws of Cat Logic never questions feline wisdom. Instead, it presents overwhelming evidence that cats have been quietly supervising humanity all along.

Whether you’re a lifelong cat owner, shopping for the perfect gift, or simply appreciate clever animal humor, this beautifully illustrated hardcover is guaranteed to leave you smiling—and nodding in recognition.

After all…

The laws were never invented.

Humans merely discovered them.

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