Much Ado About the King’s Codpiece
A Tragicomedy of Royal Proportions
By Best-selling Novelist, Sharon Abbas, (The Pink Ange Eild)
When heartbreak meets history, things get weird and hilarious.
One stormy night in 2026, a modern blonde bombshell (you, obviously) is sipping Prosecco in fluffy socks when a time vortex flings King Henry VIII into your living room. He’s furious, confused, and utterly codpiece-less. From there, it’s chaos: ghostly ex-wives, exploding microwaves, IKEA meltdowns, and a ghost rat named Wolsey.
Can a sparkly dress, a Primark tiara, and a decent Pot Noodle save the day? Or will history repeat itself — one chopped head at a time? This side-splitting play is part Shakespeare spoof,
part rom-com, and 100% fabulous. Think “Six” meets “Doctor Who” after a bottle of rosé.
Put the kettle on, grab the glitter, and prepare for a royal mess.