Absolutely True Retellings (Paperback)

Paperback. Shamus McFamus was the largest giant in the Realm of Possibility. His shadow had shadows. His ambition had ambition. And his empire - built on the addictive zing of Express Go!(TM) and the hollow promises of a very agreeable peddler named Man Man - stretched from the United Land of Shamus to the edges of the known world.Then Man Man called in his contracts.Now Shamus is small, broke, and adrift in the very Realm he once dominated. Guided by the skald Infinity Jones and his insufferable Orb of Power, accompanied by a Red Dragon Ninja princess who cannot brush her own hair, a faithless monk trading on borrowed divinity, and a one-eyed warrior with a battle axe and unfinished business - Shamus must face what he lost and what he never actually had.The Saga of Shamus is epic fantasy for men who still believe in something. A story about sacred fish, hollow empires, and the long road back to yourself.Your Sacred Fish is waiting. A giant stripped of everything by his own ambition and a very agreeable villain. A mythic quest to reclaim what was taken. A story about becoming yourself again. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…