Aisha (Paperback)

Denis W. Schulz

ISBN 10: 1453775986 / ISBN 13: 9781453775981

Published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, 2012

About this Item

Paperback. It was a routine case-the boys at Joe's Bar and Grille and Gun Club had hired him to go to Dallas, find the Muslim rat-bag that had killed his daughters for talking to Kuffar boys, collect a big fat reward, visit some old friends in Mayberry County, bust a few broncos and tell tall tales to people with short memories. Isn't that the way Sam Spade would have done it? Then he ran into Islam. Holy Moses became Allahu akbar. He was called a dhimmi and a Kuffar. What did he know about Islam, about Imams and Mullahs, about fatwas and hijabs, about Madrassas and the Qur'an? About as much as Barack Obama and probably a little more than Hillary Clinton. He was told the father hadn't killed the girls, their dhimmi boyfriends had. Mohammed Atta and Honi Honjour dropped by for a visit. He survived. He went to London. That's where the father of the two girls had gone.so he was told. He would be beaten and left for dead in the street; he would gain a Patron Saint that would give him a guardian angel puppy dog; he would fall through a wall at Lambeth Palace; he would be arrested for beating up teenagers on a talk show; he would commit one blasphemy after another. Wasn't that how Sam Spade did it? He would be turned into a ten-year-old boy so he could sneak into a Madrassas to spy on the Keepers of the Fleas. That was where he would meet Aisha and nothing would ever be the same. He would learn about Islam the hard way. He would be chased through the streets of London wearing her clothes.wouldn't he ever learn? There would be no turning back. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: Aisha (Paperback)
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication Date: 2012
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1453775986
• ISBN 13: 9781453775981
• Binding: Paperback
• Condition: new

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Synopsis

It was a routine case—the boys at Joe’s Bar and Grille and Gun Club had hired him to go to Dallas, find the Muslim rat-bag that had killed his daughters for talking to Kuffar boys, collect a big fat reward, visit some old friends in Mayberry County, bust a few broncos and tell tall tales to people with short memories. Isn’t that the way Sam Spade would have done it? Then he ran into Islam. Holy Moses became Allahu akbar. He was called a dhimmi and a Kuffar. What did he know about Islam, about Imams and Mullahs, about fatwas and hijabs, about Madrassas and the Qur’an? About as much as Barack Obama and probably a little more than Hillary Clinton. He was told the father hadn’t killed the girls, their dhimmi boyfriends had. Mohammed Atta and Honi Honjour dropped by for a visit. He survived. He went to London. That’s where the father of the two girls had gone…so he was told. He would be beaten and left for dead in the street; he would gain a Patron Saint that would give him a guardian angel puppy dog; he would fall through a wall at Lambeth Palace; he would be arrested for beating up teenagers on a talk show; he would commit one blasphemy after another. Wasn’t that how Sam Spade did it? He would be turned into a ten-year-old boy so he could sneak into a Madrassas to spy on the Keepers of the Fleas. That was where he would meet Aisha and nothing would ever be the same. He would learn about Islam the hard way. He would be chased through the streets of London wearing her clothes…wouldn’t he ever learn? There would be no turning back…

About the Author

Denis Schulz has a degree in History from Michigan State University and served three years in the US Army. He owns and operates the webside maxflackreport.com.