Always Eat Your Bogies: And Other Rotten Rhymes

What can be said about a book with a title like this? One, that it's very funny, and two, its author is extremely popular with the many thousands of kids he has amused and captivated during his career as a children's performance poet. After several years working undercover, as he puts it, as a teacher, Andrew decided to rectify what he saw as the lack of suitable poetry teaching material by writing his own. Since then his poems have been featured in many this book is his first published collection. Why not have a furtive peek inside these lurid covers and see what all the fuss is about. Titles such as The Old and Crusty Loo, The Everlasting Nappy and There's Nothing Quite Like a Cowpat should give you a basic grasp of Andrew's subject but reader, beware - check your corsets first and only scan these pages if you are unembarrassed about laughing out loud in public. Welcome to the murky world ofAlways Eat Your Bogies!