The Amazing Joke Book: The Ultimate Collection of Hilarious One-Liners, Puns and Gags

Q: Whatdo you call a disaster for a cat? A: Acat-astrophe! Two men are out hunting in the woodswhen the eldest keels over. He seems to have stopped breathing and his eyesroll back in his head. The younger man pulls out his smart phone and calls for anambulance. Desperately, he says ""My companion's dead! How do I helphim?"" The respondent says, ""Keep calmsir, let's take it one step at a time. First, make sure he's dead."" She hears footsteps and then a gunshot. The man comes back on the phone and says ""OK, next step?"" Filled with a variety of jokes on all kinds of subjects from animals and pets to social media, sport, cooking, babies, flying, hipsters, identity theft, money and modern art, The Amazing Joke Book will hit your funny bone right where it's needed. Ideal for dipping into, as inspiration for entertaining your friends or making a speech, this bumper book of laughs is guaranteed to provide hundreds of laughs for all the family.