Espousing the basic philosophy that "If you're not happy with your life, maybe you should lower your expectations", this book will have you laughing so hard it will make you forget how bad your real life is. . . unless you are too dense to get it.
Read what the self-appointed experts are saying about this book:
"Wayne pours about a quart of caffeine into the chicken soup my soul has been slurping"
- Samuel Blandmore
"This book sprinkles a little lemon juice on the cuts of positive thinking... a must read for anyone contemplating suicide."
- Dr. Elles Borracho
"It would certainly be nice if all who are illiterate could read this book."
- Dwaine Field
"I didn't get it."
- Thelma Ditzler
"Buy this book and at least one of us will be in a better mood."
- Wayne Allred