Backronyms' Guide to the Galaxy

Backronyms’ Guide to the Galaxy is a hilariously bureaucratic sci-fi adventure following B.A.R.T. (Biologically Average Reluctant Traveler), an unsuspecting everyman who stumbles upon a galactic conspiracy hidden within layers of excessive paperwork, cryptic acronyms, and an interstellar web of regulations.

Hunted by C.O.R.P. (Coalition of Overly Rigid Protocols) and barely surviving with the help of A.L.I.C.E. (Artificial Linguistic Intelligence & Cosmic Explorer) and D.A.V.E. (Disgruntled And Very Evasive), B.A.R.T. must navigate a bureaucratic nightmare of cosmic proportions. From filling out forms to survive a laser audit to decoding the maddening policies of P.A.P.E.R.W.O.R.K. (Planetary Alliance of Paperwork, Enforcement, and Regulation With Overly Redundant Knowledge), the universe is an administrative mess—and he’s trapped in it.

Packed with witty satire, absurd humor, and mind-boggling backronyms, this book is a guide, a warning, and a desperate plea for a galactic revolution against paperwork.

Because in space, no one can hear you scream… without the proper authorization form.