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Berkeley Bashed: Victim's Guide to the Backward, Barbaric, Butt-Ugly Bog

Jr., Joseph Covino

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Title: Berkeley Bashed: Victim's Guide to the ...

Publisher: Epic Press


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A scathing satire of the city of Berkeley, California in particular and the entire politically correct movement in general. So you're going to try your luck and tempt fate by stagnating and subsisting in the BOG--Berkeley's true essence and putrescence! Lots of un-abashed booster "guides" will bluff, huff and puff and put the falsest soft-soap slant on things. Well, this one won't. Whether you're imprisoned, serving time or trapped there now or looking for a bail-out(or a hand-out)the Berkeley BASHER will finally tell you once and for all the whole un-abashed, un-adulterated TRUTH about the Bog's utmost WORST and why NONE of it's worth your time much less your trouble--and why the "real deal" in the Bog is always the rawest of RAW DEALS! So BEWARE! This book is absolutely EVERYTHING the in-denial, victimized and ever-whining pretentiously politically correct conclave already knows full well about the Bog but is rightly too ashamed and TOO AFRAID TO ADMIT!

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My name's JERK the Ripper. I'm a serial killer and mass murderer-- a rapist of the mind. And I cordially invite you to take an intimate and introspective look into my own self-stroked ego and self-flattered mind. I'm of very unsound mind, for you see, I suffer a supreme superiority complex. I'm a proud, puerile posturer--pompous and pretentious--though I'm profoundly confused about what I have to be so proud of. I follow the human herd: I cherish no beliefs or opinions of my own; I carry no conscientious convictions of my own; I'm content--that is, smugly complacent--in taking cowardly refuge in mob mentality. And I'm much too intelligent and intellectual, much too educated and enlightened, much too scholarly and sophisticated, much too cultured and cosmopolitan, much too matchless and modern to hold a belief in anything higher or greater than myself--much less, dare I mention(Heaven forbid!)the unmentionable: God! Or religion! Or faith! I'm so stupidly SUPERIOR. Pseudo-Progressive Piety is the irrational rationalism--that is, rationalization--that gives me my right to relentlessly pillage and plunder human minds other than my own. Compulsion is my sacred(and sacrosanct)cult and creed. If you don't want to know about my culture, my ethnicity, my race, my sex--freely, willingly, for learning's sake--then I'll MAKE you learn. I'll FORCE myself on you until you completely submit and pretend that I engage and engross you(if not gross you out!), interest and intrigue you. My unfettered right to rape your unsuspecting mind is utterly absolute. I'm so stupidly SUPERIOR. I'm so sensitive too--more about myself and my own extremist, fanatical fixations and frustrations than anything or anyone else. I'm so oppressed, repressed and suppressed, though I'm supremely uncertain of who's doing so much wrong and injustice to me. I'm such a whining VICTIM, I can't positively identify my victimizers, so I must in turn victimize, whoever and wherever I can. I preach, sermonize and moralize--and you HAVE to listen and learn your lessons well, or else I'll FORCE you. Raping minds is my absolute right. I'm so stupidly SUPERIOR. And you'd better be real careful of what you say and how you speak to me: you just might unwittingly offend my most simplistic sensitivity-- the misguided and misinformed notion that my ethnicity and race make up my entire culture. You're allowed neither free thought nor speech, neither personal choice nor opinion. I pretentiously pretend that I'm tolerant. But I tolerate no one unless they mindlessly conform to what I think and believe. I'm tolerant so long as you don't inconvenience or otherwise offend me. Forced brainwashing and indoctrination-- thought control--make up my perfect practice of tolerance. That's what I call FREE-THINKING! Yes, I'm so sanctimonious and self-righteous. Hypocrisy is my deepest, darkest, most dogmatic doctrine. My favorite style is to shout down and stifle anyone who fails to fall in with it. I'm surly, snarling and sarcastic. I've got an attitude. I'm childishly contrary and confrontational. I'm so stupidly SUPERIOR. My ethnicity, my race, my sex--I'm so different, so self-conscious, so wishfully SPECIAL, so over-OBSESSED with myself. I'm a self-interested, self-indulgent GROUPIE of gender and color. My cultural identity IS my gender and color--not my common HUMANITY. I'm so self-indignant and doctrinaire. I'm so stupidly SUPERIOR. Hate, hostility and ritualized resentment are my sole driving forces. I have ever so many chips on my shoulders, ever so many hang-ups, I'm weighed down to the point of complete collapse. And I'll coerce and intimidate you with all of them until you chime in: I'm so used, abused and misused. I harbor so many grudges, I have so many axes to grind, that if you refuse to chime in: I just may bury one of them in your brain! Tolerance means tyranny, and I'll tyrannize YOU until you completely capitulate and conform. Nothing and no one are sacred of course-- least of all past tradition. I'm so intellectually IMPOTENT that I must constantly criticize instead of create, crush instead of construct. And I'll crush you if you mess with my criminally crippled mind. I'll burden you with my own crushing guilt! More, I'm a subjugating subversive. I subject everyone to myself because everyone else OWES me--deference because I'm different, special treatment because I'm oh-SO special. I'm justly entitled and liberated at everyone else's expense--and hand-outs. After all, the whole wide world revolves around none but me. I'm so intellectually STERILE that I simply must stalk and kill, resorting and reverting to the extreme narrowness of my own extremely closed mind--not to mention the redundance of my harping harangue. Yes, I'm JERK the Ripper--the serial stalker and killer of the truly free, free-thinking mind. I'm POLITICALLY CORRECT and I'm coming to condemn, castigate--and correct!--you!

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