Be a Better F.cking Waiter: A Simple Guide to Waiting F.cking Tables

“I can teach anybody anything, except I can’t teach anyone to give a f.ck.” - Unknown Restaurant Manager.Popular wisdom states that everyone should wait tables at some point in their lives. This is bullsh*t. If people use something with regularity, (be it gun, car, or blender), they should understand how it works. But, no, not everyone should be a server. Bad servers make it harder for everyone else. If you want to work in a restaurant waiting tables, there are some basic strategies and skills you should be aware of. "Be a Better F.cking Waiter" is a simple guide to the basics. This book, like the job, is not for everyone. Also (like most restaurants), it's full of bad words, adult situations, drug use, and science.