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Title: The Big Ass Book of Jokes
Publisher: Ulysses Press
Publication Date: 2009
Language: English
ISBN 10: 156975649X
ISBN 13: 9781569756492
Binding: Soft cover
Illustrator: Niki
Condition: Good

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Synopsis

SIDE-SPLITTING JOKES TO SHARE WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS & COWORKERS

Don�t you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? In The Big Ass Book of Jokes, there�s a joke to tell every day about everythingfrom midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians.

Why don�t women blink during foreplay?

They don�t have time.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.

The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage.
That�s holy water from Rome,� says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, This smells more like whisky.�

Isn�t that amazing,� says Collin. Another miracle!�

A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself.

The blonde shouts at him, Shut up! You�re next!�

A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. That�s a very smart dog,� says the man.

He�s not so cleaver,� says one of the players. Every time he gets

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Rudy A Swale is a compiler of joke books.

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