The Biggest Cock on the Farm: A True Story of Size and Pride - A Funny Gag Gift Book for Farmers, Dads, and White Elephant Parties (Perfectly Innocent Books)

Looking for a funny gag gift, a white elephant gift that wins the party, a funny Father's Day gift for the dad who has everything, or a birthday gift for the farmer in your life? The Biggest Cock on the Farm is a beautifully illustrated picture book for grown-up readers, presented in the grand tradition of the classic storybook. Rudy the rooster rules the barnyard from the top of the fence, and this lovingly illustrated tale follows him from the first crow of morning to the county-fair judging in a story of size, pride, and excellent posture. No. 2 of 15 in the Perfectly Innocent Books collection - the series pilot, and the book that started it all. Every volume is Certified 100% Innocent, written by Ben Dover and illustrated by Eileen Dover. Collect all fifteen. Reading level: Ages 4-104. Take the #ReadItInnocent straight-face challenge: read one page aloud and keep a straight face. Nobody has managed it yet. A Happy Ending Book - because every story deserves a Happy Ending.