The Blessed Fools (Paperback)

Cory Joseph S. Wisener

ISBN 13: 9798274008303

Published by Independently Published, 2025

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Paperback. Six fools. One curse. Zero chance of dying with dignity.In a world where dungeons devour the brave and legends are forged in fire, six wildly unqualified adventurers stumble into history-not through skill, but through sheer, ridiculous luck. Cursed by a trickster god with a touch of "divine clumsiness," they can't swing a sword straight, follow a map, or hold onto loot without disaster striking. yet somehow, they always survive.Meet the Crit Crew: A charmingly vain leader whose ego outweighs his strategyA berserker who solves problems by smashing them (and sometimes walls)A mysterious mage who refuses to explain anything about their magicTwin brothers-one an assassin, the other an archer-who have long ignored their estranged third brotherAnd Xam, the forgotten triplet. a teleporting healer whose sneezes often lead to victoryFrom ruthless guild rivals to ancient dungeon bosses-and the half-demon, half-angel Shinrav, desperate to reclaim the Orb of Fate-this ragtag group faces enemies too powerful to survive. Yet prophecy has a sense of humor, and fate may have just chosen the unlikeliest heroes of all.Epic battles. Magical loot. Accidental heroism.Fans of Dungeons & Dragons, Discworld, and anime-style fantasy comedies will revel in this chaotic, heart-filled quest packed with laughs, danger, and unforgettable adventures. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

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Bibliographic Details

• Title: The Blessed Fools (Paperback)
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Publication Date: 2025
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798274008303
• Binding: Paperback
• Condition: new

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Synopsis

Six fools. One curse. Zero chance of dying with dignity.

In a world where dungeons devour the brave and legends are forged in fire, six wildly unqualified adventurers stumble into history—not through skill, but through sheer, ridiculous luck. Cursed by a trickster god with a touch of “divine clumsiness,” they can’t swing a sword straight, follow a map, or hold onto loot without disaster striking… yet somehow, they always survive.

Meet the Crit Crew:

• A charmingly vain leader whose ego outweighs his strategy

• A berserker who solves problems by smashing them (and sometimes walls)

• A mysterious mage who refuses to explain anything about their magic

• Twin brothers—one an assassin, the other an archer—who have long ignored their estranged third brother

• And Xam, the forgotten triplet… a teleporting healer whose sneezes often lead to victory

From ruthless guild rivals to ancient dungeon bosses—and the half-demon, half-angel Shinrav, desperate to reclaim the Orb of Fate—this ragtag group faces enemies too powerful to survive. Yet prophecy has a sense of humor, and fate may have just chosen the unlikeliest heroes of all.

Epic battles. Magical loot. Accidental heroism.
Fans of Dungeons & Dragons, Discworld, and anime-style fantasy comedies will revel in this chaotic, heart-filled quest packed with laughs, danger, and unforgettable adventures.