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Alexander C. Rae is going to be a world famous author and will win the Booker Prize, though he is going to be pipped at the post for a Nobel Prize for Literature. He will live to the ripe old age of 98 when it looks likely he will die in an unfortunate sky-diving accident.
His Ascendant is in conjunction with the Sun in Gemini in his natal chart which makes him a brilliant writer and in Chinese Astrology he is a Metal Tiger which makes him forceful, creative, warm and cuddly. He is married to a Dragon and has two children, a Monkey and a Rat. He also has two dogs and a cat, one born in the Year of the Llama and the other two born in the Year of the Gerbil.
He has a long psychic palm and long, tapering, artistic fingers, a mole on his right cheek which proves he will be successful, and his bumps need to be felt to be believed.