The Boogeyman's Intern

Not everyone lands their dream job.

Take Abe: He's bottomed out as an Imaginary Friend and has to find a new job before his bosses assign him a truly crappy one. Just as he's about to resign himself to a life of making toys in a workshop, he's given a reprieve--of sorts. Now he has the opportunity to be the first policeman on the Hill and solve an impossible murder.

For assistance he ropes in his career counselor, a Bigfoot, and his best friend, a Boogeyman. The job requires him to talk to Tooth Fairies, Leprechauns, Yetis and everything else humanity has dreamt up over the years. None of them offer any clues, but since Abe's supervisors are Mother Nature, Father Time and Death, he can't just give up and walk away.

Dream job? Dream on.

"A dreamlike quality permeates this story, and the basic whodunit set-up turns into a multilevel metaphysical quandary as Betts injects one twist after another into an increasingly unsettling tale."--Publishers Weekly

"The moments of humor are well-earned, and Brady and Zane are standouts....The ending manages to be both fascinating and endearing. An offbeat, entertaining look at timeworn mythical characters."--Kirkus

"'There is something under your bed. There is something going bump in the night. Something is following you.' Betts' novel finds a way to encapsulate that chilling sentiment in a surprisingly hilarious way..."--Booklist

"What starts out as a quirky tale about a burnt-out Imaginary Friend turns into a locked room murder mystery for a creature that cannot die. An entertaining mash-up of "Monsters Inc." and "Chinatown" in a world populated by Bigfoot, Tooth Fairies, and Boogeymen. Perhaps, the start of its own genre: Imagin-noire." - Josef Matulich, author of Camp Arcanum

"In The Boogeyman's Intern, Betts injects equal shots of wit and humor into a genre that often takes itself too seriously, all while never jeopardizing what makes it unique. With deft prose and sharp dialogue, this book is a refreshing take on the fantastical." - Tim McWhorter, author of the horror thrillers, Bone White and Blackened.

"The Boogeyman's Intern rips the veil away from The Hill and its infamous residents. Written with his characteristic humor and heart, Matt Betts illuminates the characters who appear in both our dreams and our darkest nightmares. Quite simply, he's done it again." - Mercedes M. Yardley, Bram Stoker Award-Winning Author of Nameless: The Darkness Comes.