The Breast is Yet to Come

Breastfeeding is beautiful . . . and completely ridiculous.

For every nursing mom and supportive dad, The Breast Is Yet to Come delivers the comic relief that exhausted parents deserve. Packed with over 100 hilarious cartoons, this laugh-out-loud collection turns the chaos of breastfeeding into comedy gold.

“Jan and Howard Bennett have created a treasure trove of funny situations about breastfeeding that every parent will recognize. You’ll love this book whether your baby is still nursing or is out of diapers and making his or her way in the world.” —Alyssa Milano

A perfect gift for moms who already know that parenting doesn’t get easier—it just gets funnier.

Inside you’ll find:
• Relatable breastfeeding humor for sleep-deprived moms
• Clever comics and cartoons inspired by pop culture, art, literature, and motherhood
• Funny illustrations about leaking, latching, pumping, spit-up, and surviving life with multiple kids
• Illustrated humor that makes moms feel seen, understood, and less alone

From Lady Macbeth battling breastmilk stains to Goldilocks judging nipples that are too soft, too hard, and just right, these witty comics celebrate the messy, exhausting, absurd side of nursing a baby.

A perfect pick for:
• Baby sprinkle gifts for second (or third . . . or fourth) time moms
• Funny baby shower gifts for moms who love to laugh
• Breastfeeding and nursing mom gifts
• Postpartum gifts for experienced moms

Breastfeeding is incredible—but it’s also messy, exhausting, and sometimes downright absurd. Whether it’s for late-night feedings or much-needed laughter between diaper changes, this collection of illustrated humor delivers the gift of comic relief and a reminder that no one’s alone on the wild ride of parenthood.

Howard is a pediatrician/author who has published two humor books for doctors and seven nonfiction books for children. Between 2008 and 2017, he published over one hundred science and health related articles in the KidsPost section of The Washington Post. He has published articles in national parenting magazines. He has also published over one hundred articles, both serious and satirical, in medical journals. One of his picture books, Lions Aren’t Scared of Shots, was featured on the Today Show. His last children’s book, The Fantastic Body, garnered an interview on NPR (link below) and three guest appearances on SiriusXM’s radio show, Kid’s Place Live.

Jan is a fiber artist and teacher. She taught first grade for 18 years before focusing on art education. For the past 20 years, she has taught art to children from preschool to third grade.

Amy Albright has been making art as long as she can remember. Albright grew up in the Allegheny National Forest of Pennsylvania, so the natural world is her first love and primary subject matter. Her art involves fine attention to detail and capturing realism with a soul. When she's not making art, Albright can be found coaching private clients, working with animals, writing like a madwoman, zipping around on her bike, or planning her next adventure.