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The Hilarious Fossils Saga

Who and where are FOSSILS? The vibrant young rock sensations whose new brand of music now grips the British nation.

Four geriatric rockers at Fossdyke retirement home know, but they ain't telling.

What starts out as harmless fun for Strat, Nobby, Sticks, and Chippers, spirals out of control, as fans and press hunt for the elusive new rock band. The trouble is nobody knows Fossils have a combined age of 284 years.

The quartet flees Britain to dodge media exposure and inevitable ridicule. However, their plan backfires when a determined journalist and a ruthless media company executive, both intent on exposing and exploiting them at every turn, finds and pursues them.

That doesn't stop the Fossils causing hilarious mayhem in exotic countries around Southeast Asia, where they discover a new carefree way of life that they live to its fullest… or at least what remains of it… which for one of them, isn't too long.

Re-named The Gobs, the wrinkled rockers return for their second hilarious action-packed adventure. With a sensational new album in production, a devious duo seeking revenge, and a flatulent spook, the remaining Fossils and their superstar friend, need to rescue a family member whose passion for birdwatching and 'The Spogdon Hairy Arsed Sparrow' landed him in a dangerous situation. What is there not to love?

Getting old doesn't mean you can't have fun. It just means you know how to get away with it!

Robert A. Webster is a multi-genre author based in Sihanoukville, Cambodia. Originally from Cleethorpes, UK, he embodies both hearty wit and adventurous vigor, making his prose insanely memorable and incessantly enjoyable. His unique brand of snarky humour and imaginative storytelling breathe vivid life into his work, which combines comical British characters with exotic Southeast Asian settings. The result is "brilliant" and "unpredictable," as Dinorah Blackman of Readers' Favorite says.

His first novel Siam Storm received rave reviews in the expat community in southeast Asia. Its sequels, Chalice and Bimat, were similarly acclaimed. Protector, the fourth book of the Siam Storm series, continues the journey of the lovable scallywags who have a penchant for mischief. The books document high-octane escapades and colourful, fantastical narratives that don't stop.

His other hilarious novels include Fossils and Spice, and his journey into the Paranormal genre with PATH and Next makes him an adaptable imaginative writer.

When he's not crafting unforgettable stories, he enjoys snorkelling, self-deprecating humour, and the warm climate of Cambodia.