Very British Problems Volume III

Have you ever...

Got into a four-hour argument over what does and does not belong in a full English breakfast?

Sat perfectly still in terrified silence until the unknown number stops ringing and goes away?

Replied to the question 'Can I get you anything? Tea, coffee, water?' with 'Lovely, thanks'?

...then you may (still) be suffering from VERY BRITISH PROBLEMS.

Rob Temple is back to guide you through the maze of idiosyncrasies, loveable foibles and - let's admit - outright eccentricities that define this sceptred isle. Featuring groundbreaking original research from his @soverybritish Twitter account (spoiler: 84% of Brits prefer milk in first), this book may not be a remedy for your incurable VBPs, but it will certainly provide amusement as you hide in the loo from an unexpected visitor.

Rob Temple is a journalist and founder of the @SoVeryBritish Twitter account, which now has more than five million followers, and a consultant on the official Channel 4 Very British Problems series.

Originally from Peterborough, he moved from South London to the countryside to provide more storage space for his rapidly expanding collection of inedible hot sauces and to be alone with his thought(s). He's not that keen on hot drinks but is fine with just water if that's okay?