Campfire Stewries: The First Helpin'

Campfire Stewries is the collaboration of three fresh literary minds. Stories, aka Stewries, vary from the absurdly absurd to off the wall, presenting unique and nontraditional writing styles that will leave you hungry for more! Lucky for you each story is accompanied by a funky fresh stew recipe, hence birthing a generous helping of Stewrie for your sensory pleasure. Treat yourself to a journey that is sure to provide a gaggle of giggles, while also satiating your intellectual appetite. Bon Appetite!

Alex Fulton; also known as the "Lord of the Ramada" lives in the woods with his puppet collection. His hobbies are sand snorkeling and cheese washing. Mr. Fulton once carried 8 children into a burning building, then proceeded to retrieve all but two in a most heroic fashion. He has not washed behind his left knee in 17 years, religious purposes. Legend has it he was born in the exact center of the Bermuda Triangle, developing webbed toes as he taught himself to swim back to dry land. Samson Mojo (Dashiki Owner): The Ginger Whom Gained a Soul Through Trials and Tribbs. *Pro Tip: Peanut Butter* El Steve: Vitals: Still breathing Birthplace: Unknown Hobbies: Eggs, Water sniffing, Turtle Dragging Other Info: Bermuda shorts, Green beans and a hearty "How ya doin' Chief?" El Steve once fell from the Empire State Building, twisting his arm and ear in the process. He also lost a testicle in an unremarkable, unrelated event. Milk: Yes?