Channel 357

"I will always love you." - Whitney Houston, Singer
"Seth, per his schedule, has no time to read your book." - Marsha McManus, Seth Rogen's Manager
"Aww. I loved your book sweetie." - Elizabeth Fritz, Michael's Mom
Channel 357 is an absurdist comedy novel that follows the misadventures of a pair of ex-newscasters whose lives get separated then overlap unknowingly. Through tears and laughter, Channel 357 will change the way you think about comedy in general. With nearly a joke in every line, Channel 357 is written with an incredibly fast moving plot, designed specifically for people who don't like reading. For a limited time only, if you buy a copy, we will put THE ENTIRE content of the story in the book (on the pages.)

People like Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre throw the term true gansta around a lot, but none come as close to being a true gangsta as Michael "Fluffy" Fritz. Michael Fritz is a middle class white kid from the suburbs of Montgomery. He enjoys playing ultimate frisbee and contemplating life. Bass guitar? Better believe he plays it! The fiddle? Nope, but he likes the concept of the instrument. He enjoys listening to music. Specifically, music by The Bee Gees. Specifically, he likes to listen to the song Stayin' Alive on a loop. Michael Fritz has been performing stand up comedy for years and has a buttload of experience on stage. He wants to one day be a writer for sitcoms and film. If that doesn't work out, he wishes to pursue a career as a hardcore rapper so he can escape suburbia. He desires to live a life full of adventure, and hopes that he dies in a really cool way so he can leave the world with a bang.