hard cover, name inside front cover, black or dark blue marker marks on 3 pages, small tear on one page, glossy pictorial boards, 20 pages, 8 1/4 x 8 3/8 inches, very good + book condition, no dust jacket, juvenile picture book,

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Bibliographic Details

Title

The Classic Tale of Two Bad Mice

Publisher

Publications International, Ltd./Lincolnwood, Illinois,

Publication Date

1992

ISBN 10

0806904690

ISBN 13

9780806904696

Binding

Hardcover

Condition

Very Good

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children's,

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Synopsis

Why didn't the school alarm go off on time? The answer is clear: It was a dumb bell. And, that's just the beginning, because this huge book has hundreds of side-splitting jokes, riddles, "Tom Swifties," daffynitions, and knock-knocks that make fun of everything about school. From tough teachers to cafeteria food, from homework to report cards, from assembly to gym class, it's all in here and all hilarious. Here are just a few to get the giggles started:

Why did the chicken go to school?
For eggstra credit.

Mom, the teacher kept me in for something I didn't do.
Really, what was it?
My homework.

Books Never Written: After School by Dee Tension.

Lots of comic drawings add to the fun. You and your friends will be clutching your sides with laughter for hours!

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The author resides in Union City, NJ.

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