The Clatterbangs Go To The Farm

Meet the Clatterbangs — the noisiest, rudest, most wildly inappropriate family you'll ever meet!
If chaos had a postcode, it would be wherever the Clatterbangs go. And today... they're heading to the farm.

When this terrible troupe arrives for a countryside day out, nothing is safe — not the pigs, not the chickens, not even the farmer’s tractor. With plans to pull tails, smash hay bales, make a racket, and steal the show (literally), the Clatterbangs are about to turn the peaceful farm into a full-blown disaster zone.

But animals have their own ways of fighting back.
And this time... the Clatterbangs might finally get what they deserve.

🌟 A laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book perfect for kids who love silly stories and outrageous characters.
From mischievous mayhem to poetic justice, this story is full of surprises – and giggles – on every page.

✔️ Ideal for children aged 5 to 8
✔️ Brilliant for read-aloud sessions, classroom story time, or reluctant readers
✔️ Great for fans of The Wonky Donkey, Horrid Henry, and Dirty Bertie
✔️ Teaches subtle lessons about behaviour and consequences – with a lot of laughs along the way

Whether you’re a parent looking for a bedtime book, a teacher hunting for classroom rhymes, or a grandparent with a cheeky little reader – The Clatterbangs Go to the Farm is guaranteed to entertain.

🎉 Don’t miss out on the Clatterbangs’ other adventures – it’s a series full of noisy nonsense and bad behaviour.
Perfect for kids who love to laugh (and grown-ups who secretly do too)!

📚 Also available in the Clatterbangs series:

• The Clatterbangs Go to the Beach – Sand, sun, and badly behaved fun

• The Clatterbangs Go to the Zoo – Monkey mayhem, tiger trouble, and a whole lot of slime

• The Clatterbangs Go to the Park – Slides, swings, and some very silly antics

• The Clatterbangs Go to Town – Lifts, buskers, tourists, and a very angry policeman

• The Clatterbangs Go to the Fair – Rides, circus chaos, and complete catastrophe

• The Clatterbangs Go to the Farm – Chickens, pigs, and tractor-sized trouble

• The Clatterbangs Go to Transylvania – Creepy castles, spooky surprises, and monstrous mischief

👉 Collect the whole series and join the Clatterbang chaos today!

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