The Insomniac
An insomniac of the Bahamas,
Went to the zoo in pyjamas;
The counting of sheep,
Had not helped him sleep,
So he'd got a prescription for llamas.
A sailor and a scientist, a bishop and a botanist, a tourist and a tarantula; all these and more can be found in their own little limerick. There are 103 limericks in this collection, and 102 of them are not about violins.
David J. Catchpoole is an Australian author. He is also an inventor of words, which can be found in A Dictionary of Hoptanglish (a language knot to mention).