Codename: Eclectics

A janitor, a government secret, and a conspiracy so ridiculous it just might be true.
Meet Mr. Wasyl — a mop-wielding, sharp-tongued janitor who accidentally stumbles onto more secrets than the CIA's Christmas party. Armed with sarcasm, stubbornness, and a knack for being in the wrong place at the right time, Wasyl finds himself tangled in a web of corruption, politics, and absurdity that only real life could inspire.
This isn't your average thriller. It's a darkly funny, satirical ride through bureaucratic nonsense, misplaced power, and the fine art of surviving when the world expects you to fail. If you like your laughs twisted and your heroes unlikely, this book is for you.
Fans of Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Buckley, or anyone who loves a smart jab at authority will eat this up.
👉 Warning: This book contains political satire, blue-collar grit, and more than a few jokes you'll wish you hadn't laughed at in public.