Confessions of a Tiny Genius

A hilarious and heartwarming short story told from the perspective of a baby genius-because someone has to make sense of this ridiculous world.

Sage is seven months old. She drools. She babbles. She's stuck in a highchair that squeaks when she thinks too hard. But behind those wide eyes and wobbly limbs lies a mind sharper than most adults on their second cup of coffee.

In Confessions of a Tiny Genius, Sage takes readers on a laugh-out-loud journey through the chaos of early development-grappling with philosophical questions, decoding parental behavior, and forming alliances with overlooked toys. From bath-time diplomacy to the first sparks of inter-baby communication (BabbleNet, anyone?), she's determined to survive and reshape the world-one nap at a time.

Perfect for fans of observational comedy, witty short fiction, or parents who suspect their child might be silently judging them.

- A short, comedic read

- Ideal for fans of clever narrators, baby humor, and modern satire

- Great gift for new parents, grandparents, or anyone who's ever looked at a baby and thought, What are you thinking in there?

David A. Willson was that kid who found refuge in stories - reading everything he could get his hands on, trying to make sense of a world that moved too fast.That love of narrative never left him. Today, Willson writes fiction that blends his real-world experience with a deep curiosity about the human soul, the patterns that shape behavior, and the spiritual mysteries that often go unspoken.His supernatural crime thriller, Wet, Warm and Noisy, pulls readers into the haunting beauty and danger of Alaska, where truth is elusive and healing comes through fire. He is also the author of the YA fantasy duology Looking for Dei and Finding Kai as well as the short story Confessions of a Tiny Genius - stories that explore what it truly means to be human.When he's not writing, he's traveling, reading, or building something - a barndominium, a bookshelf, or a better question. He spends time with his family in Alaska and Kentucky, always watching for the next story worth telling.