Where's The Cookies At?

THE AUTHOR SAYS when anyone reads this book they'll jump up and say HOWDIE! Read sensational interviews by Roy Crandal and Ruth Guiless such as The Dead Sea Scrolls and how they died, the vanishing of Hidden Valley Estates and Leviticus who thinks he's the Almighty. They'll leave you weeping with laughter. Did you know doing bank statements can lead to heart attacks? THRILL to How Colorado Got its Name, Swamp Drama and Semi-True Detective Stories. Did you know if you were reincarnated you could come back as a CAR? Included are exciting one-page articles such as How to Eat a Chocolate Easter Bunny, Little Red Writing- Wrong, four episodes of LUNCH and POETRY, yes and even cartoons for those of you who dislike reading. Yes! And all stuff like that there! So, READ, READ, READ!