Cots, Confusion & Close Quarters: A Romantic Comedy (Dalton Matchmaker Mayhem)

Weston Sawyer came to Dalton Blind Date Camp prepared for rain, injury, equipment failure, and emotional avoidance.

He did not come prepared to share a tent.

Jude Madden has no patience for overprepared men, forced bonding, or bright orange camp shirts that say things like If I get lost, please return me. He plans to survive the weekend, avoid sincerity, and leave before anyone starts calling discomfort “growth.”

Then a registration mix-up puts Weston and Jude in the same tent, on the same schedule, and eventually on the same side of a very questionable sleeping arrangement.

Between trust exercises, campfire confessions, scavenger hunts, leaking canvas, meddling matchmaker Maggie, and chaos moderator Ziggy Cruz, two men who prefer control over vulnerability discover that forced proximity is much harder to resist when the person beside you keeps showing up.

Now Weston and Jude have one weekend to decide whether this is just camp chemistry—or the beginning of something worth trying after the tents come down.

Cots, Confusion & Close Quarters is a warm, funny small-town M/M romantic comedy featuring forced proximity, one shared tent, reluctant vulnerability, meddling matchmakers, camp chaos, and two competent men being absolutely terrible at feelings.