In this humorous, practical book, Joan Rivers shows every woman how to be the best she can be and stay youthful, healthy, and mellow at any—and every—age.

Filled with entertaining anecdotes and stories, Don't Count the Candles provides down-to-earth, sensible advice on everything that every woman needs to be her best, from wardrobe and fitness to surgery and sex. Here is Joan Rivers's own unique take on aging:

IQ does not decrease with age. If you were a moron at twenty, you will be a moron at seventy-five.
At fifty, confine your piercing to sardine cans and keep your hair short.
Eat all you want, just don't swallow it.
A roll in the hay keeps the doctor away—unless he happens to be in the hay with you.

Take it from Joan Rivers—you've got a lot of living left to do!

About the Author

Joan Rivers, the author of many high-profile bestselling books, is the host of cable television's highly rated E! preshow commentary and fashion reviews for the Academy Award, Golden Globe Award, and Emmy Award telecasts. She can be heard nightly on her syndicated talk-radio show and appears regularly on shows such as Live with Regis & Kathy Lee, Politically Incorrect, and on QVC with her popular jewelry line. She lives in New York City.

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