Paperback Pages Number: 69 Language: Chinese. which is a strange school. full of strange and curious thing. Teacher of the most confusing A. Aberdeen. Miss Daisy. the teacher actually do not understand anything. we must own students to teach! Is that true? What kind of teacher? Our crazy president: School has been a well-organized place. no wonder the kids think school is a Kingdom. and the principal is king. Mr. Chancellor Ke Luci seemed to have nothing to do with this analogy. he bet skateb.

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Title: Crazy school: stupid teacher(Chinese Edition)
ISBN 10: 7534661293
ISBN 13: 9787534661297
Binding: paperback
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这是一个奇怪的学校，满是奇怪的人和奇怪的事儿。最让人摸不着头脑的就是阿仔的班主任戴西小姐了，这个老师竟然什么都不懂，都要自己的学生教！真的是这样吗？这是什么样的老师呀？我们的疯校长：学校一直是一个组织严密的地方，难怪孩子们觉得学校是个王国，而校长就是国王。校长克卢茨先生似乎跟这个比喻毫不相干，他玩滑板、跟孩子们打赌、爬旗杆，把头涂成橘色、亲吻猪的嘴唇……我讨厌学校“我的名字叫阿仔。我喜欢踢橄榄球、玩电子游戏，就是讨厌学校。”今天是二年级开学的第一天。我们的老师戴西小姐叫班里每个人站起来，说出自己的名字，讲点自己的事情。我一说我讨厌学校，同学们都笑了。其实我的话没什么好笑的。我活到八岁，已经懂得很多事情了，其中之一就是让孩子上学一点道理也没有。如果你问我，我可以回答说，我们孩子该懂的东西，看电视全可以知道。你可以懂得种种重要的信息，例如早餐麦片哪一个牌子的味道最好，买玩具该买什么，哪一种洗发水让你洗完头以后头发最光亮等等。这些是我们成长中必须懂得的。什么学校！学校是大人想出来的傻玩意儿。这样，他们就可以省得花钱请人照顾孩子。等到我长大有了自己的孩子，我一定不让他们去上学。他们可以整天尽情骑自行车、踢橄榄球、玩电子游戏。他们将会快快活活，觉得我这个老爸是天下第一好的老爸。可是现在我要让我的新老师戴西小姐从一开头就知道，我对学校到底是什么看法。“你知道吗，阿仔？”戴西小姐说，“我也讨厌学校。”“你也讨厌？”我们全都盯住戴西小姐看。我本以为老师都是爱学校的。他们不爱学校，干吗要当老师呢？他们为什么长大了还要进学校啊？我只知道，等我一长大，我要离开学校远远的，越远越好。“我当真讨厌学校，”戴西小姐说下去，“要是我不用到这里来教你们，我就可以待在家里，坐在我舒舒服服的沙发上，看电视，吃巧巧果。”“哇！”我们全都叫起来。“巧巧果是什么啊？”坐在我旁边，穿红色运动鞋的男生瑞安问道。“巧巧果是了不起的巧克力糖。”戴西小姐告诉他，“一颗巧巧果跟一颗大橡果大小差不多，可以整颗扔到嘴里去，就用不着手纸了。坐下来我一口气可以吃完一盒巧巧果。”“它们听上去挺好吃的。”黄色卷发的女生安德烈亚说。她挺直身子坐在头排，两只手交叉着，像绑在一起似的。戴西小姐虽然是一位老师，却更像一位高贵小姐。对于我来说，只要讨厌学校，喜欢坐在那里看电视，吃巧克力糖，不管是谁都是好的。我和戴西小姐有许多共同点。上学也许不那么可怕。戴西小姐和克卢茨校长戴西老师说要看看我们对算术知道些什么。唉！“如果我给你五十八个苹果，克卢茨校长拿走了二十八个，你还有几个苹果呢，阿仔？”戴西小姐问我。“谁在乎还剩下几个啊？”我说，“我讨厌苹果。要是你问我，你和克卢茨校长可以把苹果全给拿走，我一点也不在乎。”“你还有三十个苹果。”坐第一排的女生安德烈亚说。她满脸堆笑，就像刚把她的生日礼物全打开似的。安德烈亚自以为聪明死了。“我讨厌算术。”我声明说。“你知道吗？”戴西小姐说，“我也讨厌算术！”“你也讨厌？”我们全都说。“没错。我甚至连四乘以四是多少也不知道。”“你不知道？”“我不知道。”戴西小姐说，抓抓头，皱起眉头，好像要把它苦苦算出来的样子，“也许你们谁能告诉我吧？”唉，戴西小姐真是笨！四乘

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