Title: THE DEAD HAVE RISEN! THE 12 COMMANDMENTS: A SATIRICAL GUIDE TO SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK (AND TODD) (THE 12 COMMANDMENTS BOOK SERIES)
Publisher: Independently published
Publication Date: 2024
Language: English
ISBN 13: 9798304721141
Binding: Soft cover
Condition: New

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"STAGGER INTO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE—WITH QUESTIONABLE STYLE!"

In a world overrun by zombies, chaos reigns, and survival is optional (if you’re Todd). But fear not! THE QUESTIONABLE STEP DAD is here to guide you through the UNDEAD-infested madness with wit, sarcasm, and just enough wisdom to keep you breathing.

Inside these pages, you’ll discover:

The Sacred (and Hilarious) Rules of Survival – From learning to outrun your friends (not the zombies) to keeping Todd away from anything flammable.
How to Spot Danger Before It Bites You – Literally.
The Art of Creative Escapes – Because one exit plan is never enough, especially when Todd’s involved.
Bonus Commandments! – Why stop at 12 when the apocalypse demands extra rules (and extra laughs)?

Packed with questionable advice, biting humor, and the occasional life-saving tip, this guide isn’t just about surviving the apocalypse—it’s about surviving it with a grin.

What People (Probably) Say About This Book:
“Finally, a survival guide for people who are equal parts desperate and slightly unhinged.” – Probably Someone’s Uncle.
“If sarcasm could kill zombies, this book would be a weapon.” – A Fictional Critic.
“I am Todd, and I endorse this message.” – Please Ignore Todd.

Whether you’re dodging zombies or simply trying to survive family game night, The 12 Commandments for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse will have you laughing through the chaos—and maybe learning a thing or two along the way.

GRAB YOUR COPY NOW! BECAUSE THE ONLY THING SCARIER THAN ZOMBIES IS TRYING TO SURVIVE—WITHOUT ONE!

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