Title: Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
Publisher: BenBella Books
Publication Date: 2017
Language: English
ISBN 10: 1944648631
ISBN 13: 9781944648633
Binding: paperback
Condition: Good
Weight: 10 ounces

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It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.

There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies.

Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us.

Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs.

This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it.

If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best―and only―chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die.

About the Author

James Breakwell is a professional comedy writer and amateur father of four girls. He is best known for his family humor X account XplodingUnicorn, which has nearly a million followers. His books are available in half a dozen languages around the world.

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