Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog Format: Cloth Over Boards

Pre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm -- from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.

"Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson's Farm will enjoy this companion." -- Irish Times

Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and a host of ill-conceived plans pursued with boundless enthusiasm -- Clarkson's farm remains the gift that keeps on giving.

As one overseas visitor* confessed, he only came to Diddly Squat because he couldn't believe Jeremy could actually be that incompetent.

Not one to be discouraged, our hapless hero channels his entrepreneurial spirit into a bold new venture: a pub. A few short weeks later, The Farmer's Dog opens its doors -- proudly serving all-British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub... or so it seems.

Between malfunctioning toilets, blackouts, psychedelic wheat, angry London protests, and a headbutting goat, Clarkson soon learns that running a pub may be even trickier than running a farm. Fortunately, he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald to lend a hand -- especially now that his doctor insists he's got to become a vegetablist.

(*Along with the rest of China, apparently.)

Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer.