Dime Store Hitman

Need a hitman but short on cash?

Meet Eddie “The Cowboy” DelDuco, a bargain-bin contract killer whose weapons come from garage sales and whose professional standards are negotiable.

When beauty influencer Jessica Starling decides her wildly popular boyfriend is standing between her and social-media stardom, she doesn’t want a breakup. She wants him gone. Unfortunately, Jessica can’t afford the kind of assassin who drives a sports car and carries sophisticated weaponry.

She can afford Eddie.

Armed with a T-Rex lawn gnome and a flexible understanding of workplace safety, Eddie takes the job. But one cheap hit leads to another, and the bodies are attracting attention. Especially from a relentless LA podcaster who’s connecting the deaths, following the gnomes, and turning his handiwork into must-listen entertainment.

For a man who makes his living staying anonymous, becoming a local sensation is bad for business. And as Jessica’s ambitions grow, Eddie starts to wonder whether he’s the hired help or the next loose end.

Set in the wonderfully seedy corners of Los Angeles, Dime Store Hitman is a darkly comic crime thriller packed with snarky characters, questionable decisions, absurd schemes, and people whose moral compasses stopped working a long time ago.

Fast, irreverent, and gleefully twisted, this is a thriller for readers who like their crime novels suspenseful, their heroes morally ambiguous, and their murder served with a very dark sense of humor.

Buy Dime Store Hitman today. You’ll never look at a garage sale the same way again.