Dime Store Hitman

Need a hitman but short on cash?

Some thrillers give you a polished assassin in a tailored suit. Dime Store Hitman gives you Eddie “The Cowboy” DelDuco, a bargain-bin contract killer whose weapons come from garage sales and whose professional standards are negotiable.

When fame-hungry beauty influencer Jessica Starling decides her wildly popular boyfriend is standing between her and social-media stardom, she doesn’t want a breakup. She wants him gone. Unfortunately, Jessica can’t afford the kind of hitman who drives a sports car and carries sophisticated weaponry. She can afford Eddie.

What begins as a cheap contract quickly spirals into something much bigger, stranger, and more dangerous than either of them bargained for.

Set in the wonderfully seedy corners of Los Angeles, Dime Store Hitman is a darkly comic crime thriller packed with snarky characters, questionable decisions, absurd schemes, and people whose moral compasses stopped working a long time ago.

Fast, irreverent, and gleefully twisted, this is a thriller for readers who like their crime novels suspenseful, their heroes morally ambiguous, and their murder served with a very dark sense of humor.

Buy Dime Store Hitman today. You’ll never look at a garage sale the same way again.