Dirty Panes: Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Dick has an insatiable desire for sex, and that means anytime and anywhere. Try to keep up as he bounces from lonely housewife to receptionist to advertising executive, all while cheating on the woman he loves.

Follow the real-life adventures of a professional window cleaner as he takes advantage of his customers'—innermost desires. "I like my sex to be dirty, the sluttier the woman the better".

Richard Pane is the pen name for a window cleaner with an obsession for sex. As a young man in his early twenties he had one interest: sex. When taking on a new career as a professional window cleaner he experienced many sexual adventures with clients. A reformed sex addict, he finds the process of writing about these adventures therapeutic. "It feels good to get it out,"-no pun intended. His obsession with illicit sex became an addiction that took decades to overcome."Sex is a skill like any ability and it's certainly worth mastering"."I hope you enjoy my first offering", Dirty Panes.