Disappointing Affirmations Sticker Book

Apply these hilariously realistic affirmations wherever you—or anyone else—may need an antidote to toxic positivity.From the author of the nationally bestselling Disappointing Affirmations book and wildly popular Instagram account, the Disappointing Affirmations Sticker Book features more than 100 stickers in a range of sizes, sayings, and designs to stick anywhere. With axioms that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned—or all three at once—these stickers offer a funny take on the inspirational language of a culture that insists that everyone try to remain upbeat in the face of a world that’s clearly not okay and gives us permission to not be okay as well.FUNNY STICKERS FOR ADULTS: Stick these subversive affirmations on laptops, water bottles, mugs, notebooks, fridge doors, luggage, bags, or in the corner of the mirror you look into every morning. Or gift the book to someone as a just-for-fun or sneaky self-help present. Have a panic attack. You’ve earned it.

POPULAR HUMOR AUTHOR: By Dave Tarnowski, bestselling author and visionary behind the two-million+ follower @DisappointingAffirmations Instagram account.

THERE’S MORE: See also the Disappointing Affirmations book, Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards set, and Disappointing Affirmations Pencils. You won’t be disappointed.Perfect for:

• Anyone looking to counter the culture of toxic positivity in a humorous way
• Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account
• Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen
• Fans of satire and sarcastic humor 
• Collectors of fun and funny stickers

Dave Tarnowski is the author of about a dozen unfinished novels who turned to memes when he finally gave up on his dreams of being a writer of anything longer than a few sentences. He lives in New York City with his neuroses. Follow him on Instagram at @disappointingaffirmations.