Dolphin infested waters (Paperback)

Paperback. Every year, there are thousands of little piles of personal stuff that are left on the beach that never see their owners again. No, not garbage. Proper stuff. Piles of personal, owned things. A towel, pants, shirt, shoes, socks, a phone, a wallet, car keys. Maybe a dress, a hat, a cooler with food that will never be eaten. The reason for this is that their owners go into the sea and never come back up. In short, they drown. The sea, our beautiful, abused mother, is not to be trifled with. But this time, where our story begins, there was something in the pile in question that baffled everyone. The thing was a microwave oven. And the owner wasn't drowned. At least not by the time they found the microwave. This is his story. And it's a weird one. This paperback edition holds the full series with episodes 1-4, an afterword by the author and an extra chapter with Easter eggs. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…