Dot Off 80's Edition (Paperback)

📖 Dot Off: 80’s Edition

✨ Because childhood trauma, bad perms, and E-number addictions built character. ✨

Congratulations! You survived the 1980’s — or at least you’re still emotionally scarred enough to remember them. 🎤📼

This isn’t some fluffy nostalgia trip about “simpler times.” Nope. This is for real adults who know the 80’s were basically one long fever dream of neon disasters, broken Walkmans, and your mum threatening to “turn this car around” while blasting Phil Collins.

Inside you’ll find:
✅ Outrageously savage doodle prompts (like sketching your perm slowly catching fire from a cigarette lighter).
✅ Sarcastic clues that capture the chaos of mixtapes, Pac-Man addictions, and the quiet horror of drinking Tab cola on purpose.
✅ Therapy disguised as dot-to-dot — cheaper than therapy, less dangerous than licking a 9V battery “for fun.”
✅ A judgment-free zone where it’s perfectly acceptable to doodle your PE teacher in legwarmers as the true villain of your childhood.

Whether you were the kid who lived on E-numbers, the teen who thought Wham! lyrics were deep, or just that sibling who always got stuck blowing dust out of the NES cartridge — this book is your sarcastic time machine back to chaos you can almost laugh about now.

Perfect gift for:
🕺 Anyone still emotionally recovering from school discos.
💄 Kids who thought blue eyeshadow was a personality trait.
🎮 Adults who still hear the Pac-Man death noise in their sleep.
🎤 People who can’t forgive Rick Astley.
🍬 Anyone still wondering what the hell was actually in Tang.
…Oh, and you. Definitely you.

So grab a pencil, dust off your VHS collection, and laugh your way through the neon nightmare we all politely call “the 80’s.” Because if you can’t escape the trauma, you might as well doodle about it.