The Earl Has To Die

Ivy and Delilah were the best of friends, all through their teenage days.

Both members of the 4H club, both active in the GSA.

After graduation, Ivy went out, looking to share her art with the world.

Delilah looked all around their town and all she found was The Earl.

Just a few years after they got married,

Delilah started getting suspicious.

She put on dark glasses to follow her husband

And found his cheating ways malicious

Right away, Ivy drove in from Nashville

On the night of Delilah's big fight

She held her best friend's hand, and they thought up a plan

And it didn't take them long to decide

The Earl had to die.