49 Excuses for Bagging More Candy at Halloween (Paperback or Softback)

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Do you love candy? I’m a kid, of course I do!

Was your candy bag only half full on Halloween last year? How did you know that?

Need some inspiration for a spooky costume that’ll put a smile on everyone’s face (and your belly too)? Go on, I’m listening . . .

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you!

In this book, you’ll discover 49 excuses for bagging more candy on Halloween that are so spooky and funny that your neighbours won’t be able to resist. Each hilarious excuse comes with a cartoon illustration that will make you giggle even more.

You’ll learn how to use excuses like:

• The Real-Life Vampire Excuse - by the way, these aren’t fake teeth, and they’re getting kinda thirsty!

• The Full Moon Excuse - quick, I’m a boy werewolf. The only way to stop me from changing is to let me eat as much candy as I want.

• The Witch Cauldron Excuse - I know my candy bag is a massive cauldron, but it must be filled. Otherwise I’ll put a curse on the whole neighbourhood.

• The Hoover Excuse - I couldn’t find a candy bag, so I’m borrowing the hoover instead.

• The Sticky Excuse - I’m ready to pick out my candy (having dipped my fingers in glue).

• And many more!

This book is the twelfth in the Excuse Encyclopedia Series, a collection of books that will teach you how to have fun and avoid chores with hilarious excuses. It’s perfect for kids aged 6 to 9 who enjoy reading ebooks and have a spooky side. It’s also a great gift for fun-loving parents who want to have a laugh with their kids.

So what are you waiting for? Download your copy of 49 Excuses for Bagging More Candy at Halloween today and start having fun and scoring more candy on Halloween with hilarious excuses!

James Warwood is a writer and illustrator who lives on the borders of North Wales with his wife, two sons, and cactus (called Steve the Cactus).He has a degree in Theology, which at the time seemed like a great idea, until he released he didn't want to become an RE Teacher. Instead, he writes laugh-out-loud middle grade fiction and non-fiction. He also fills them with his silly cartoons. He is the bestselling author of the EXCUSE ENCYCLOPEDIA and the TRUTH OR POOP SERIES.James likes whiskey, squirrels, reading silly books, playing his bass guitar, and Greggs Sausage Rolls. He does not like losing at board games or having to writing about himself in the third person.