Fantasy Football For Winners

Sick of never winning a fantasy title? Then stop complaining and do something about it. Incorporating groundbreaking statistical analysis, graphs, illustrations, and impressively large words like "impressively," Fantasy Football for Winners gives you the tools to dominate your league year after year until you are too senile to care.

Learn earth-shattering solutions to brain-shattering quandaries such as:

• Neutralizing the adverse impact of injuries
• Executing favorably lopsided trades that appear fair
• Keeping your family on the other side of the house on game days

Do quarterbacks perform better after a loss? How accurate are popular Web site player rankings? Fantasy football championships begin with diligent research, insightful analysis, and reading this book. Too busy? Too schmizzy. If you have time to poop or pick your nose, then you have time to transform your fantasy life via Fantasy Football for Winners--the award-winning-seeking fantasy tome that belongs on every bookshelf in America, preferably in front of other books.

So gain a permanent edge on that turd in Accounting, and start making all of your fantasies come true . . . one player at a time.

"This book is perfectly written for the losers who waste time, energy and resources on something they will never, ever become: a GM of a pro football team."
-- Bob Tewksbury, former MLB All-Star pitcher and current Boston Red Sox sport psychology coach

"B.J. Rudell has written exactly the guide I need to lead my fantasy football team to victory up until I'm booted out of the league for not paying my dues."
-- Zhubin Parang, writer, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
 
"B.J. Rudell's book is not just a primer on how to succeed at fantasy football; it's a lesson in how to be a winner, period."
-- Rich Fulcher, comic and author of Tiny Acts of Rebellion