Paperback. A word on Onanism: Masturbation is a glorious activity which will keep you young and full of vigor. This little masturbatory compendium is full of wonderful nuggets to spice up your speech when it comes to polishing the pontiff, or dating Hannie Palmer. No longer will you be tongue-tied when Mumsie asks what you've been up to. "Why Mumsie, I've merely been dragging myself to Hell, one hand's breadth at a time."Give it some time and a copy of this book and even Mumsie might come back and tell you she's been "doing her fingernail board work."So wank away Shipping may be from our Sydney, NSW warehouse or from our UK or US warehouse, depending on stock availability.

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Title: Faptionary (Paperback)
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Publication Date: 2015
Language: English
ISBN 10: 1517492998
ISBN 13: 9781517492991
Binding: Paperback
Condition: new

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A word on Onanism:Masturbation is a glorious activity which will keep you young and full of vigor. This little masturbatory compendium is full of wonderful nuggets to spice up your speech when it comes to polishing the pontiff, or dating Hannie Palmer. No longer will you be tongue-tied when Mumsie asks what you’ve been up to. “Why Mumsie, I’ve merely been dragging myself to Hell, one hand’s breadth at a time.”Give it some time and a copy of this book and even Mumsie might come back and tell you she’s been “doing her fingernail board work.”So wank away!

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Douglas "Uncle Dougie" Fir was dropped on his repeatedly as a child, and again as an adult. His compendium of euphemisms for defecation, Poophemism, has sold several copies in the US and the UK. When Uncle Dougie isn't trying to keep the raccoons out of the garbage, he enjoys high energy particle physics, and teasing children. He often describes himself as one of the greatest minds of his time. Apparently his time was during the Cretaceous period.

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