Everyone Farts (Paperback)

Paperback. What's more funny and also potentially embarrassing than ripping a loud and unexpected fart?! We've all been there. You feel something churning in your stomach, you look over you shoulder to see if someone is standing behind you. "Can I let it out safely"? you ask your yourself. Or your child is sitting in class when they feel the urge to toot but don't want their class mates to catch wind of a loud stinkbomb. Fear the fart no more! Teach your child to embrace this magical and hilarious bodily function and be proud. In this Family Fun Fart Guide, you'll discover that farting is a 'code of honor' and nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about. This educational and laughter filled book will show you: Farts are fun, natural and something to be proud ofOlympics guide to the most impressive fart styles and techniquesFamily tree of farters. Including the dog!Science of farts, where they come from, and what makes them special.Ninja tactics to avoid detection in public placesProper etiquette to release your air biscuitsReal life relatable fart stories for the entire familyAs the saying goes. "There is more room out than in". You can enjoy teaching your child about flatulence and how their bodies work with fun illustrations and creative description. This guide is meant to teach, inspire, and have you in tears of laughter. This also acts as a great gift for anyone who enjoys 'bathroom humor'. Let rip, scroll up, and click "Add to Cart" now. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…