I'm Fine. Everyone Else Is the Problem.: Darkly Funny Pep Talks for Moms Who Are Tired, Touched Out, and One Minor Inconvenience Away From Losing Their Sh*t

Motherhood is beautiful, meaningful, and occasionally one missing shoe away from a full systems failure.

This darkly funny collection of pep talks is for the moms who love their families deeply and would still like everyone to stop touching them for eleven consecutive minutes.

Inside, you'll find sharp, relatable encouragement about burnout, mom guilt, marriage, identity, boundaries, and surviving the daily chaos without completely losing your mind.

• The mental load nobody sees
• Mom guilt, burnout, and being touched out
• Marriage, friendship, identity, and the laundry that never ends
• Permission to be a person-not just the household search engine

Funny, honest, and deeply validating-like hiding in the bathroom, but with better lighting.