First Person, Last Straw

First Person, Last Straw is a collection of psychotic rants, pub crawls, and run-ins with the wrong kind of people. Its tirades include: smoking, religion, dating, dining, infants, pizza, room-mates, cartoons, work, reality tv, 9/11, Dave Barry, driving, gaming and high school reunions. Notable celebrity interviews and reviews include: Opie and Anthony, porn star/one time candidate for California Governor Mary Carey, cartoonist Shannon Wheeler, cartoonist Jason Yungbluth and Bob Dylan. It's the author's most offensive material to date, and will most likely be banned pending publication. If you're holding this book right now, hide it in your shirt or it will be confiscated! Plus there's some poetry, but not much.

Tom Waters is the author of three other humor collections (Born Pissed, Zany Hijinx and If They Can't Take A Joke). His articles have appeared in Too Much Coffee Man magazine, Film Fax, The Buffalo News, ArtVoice, Night Life and Acid Logic. He's been published in at least three countries that he knows of and lives in Buffalo, NY. He''s currently eating a piece of cheese and working feverishly to complete his next book, If They Can''t Take a Joke. He''s also performed his articles as stand up comedy on stage, on the radio and on street corners in front of quizzical passers by. Most people have never heard from him or, if they have, would rather not associate with him.