Fix Yourself (Paperback)

Paperback. Fix Yourself is the roast disguised as self-help. Packed with sarcastic affirmations, fake exercises, and passive-aggressive advice, this is the gag gift book you buy for that friend, coworker, or ex who desperately needs a personality patch update.Inside you'll find: - Sarcastic "steps" toward being less unbearable- Affirmations that sting more than they soothe- Apology templates (because one is never enough)- A self-diagnosis quiz: "Are You the Problem?" (spoiler: yes)- Certificates of Mediocre ImprovementWhether you gift it as a joke or buy it for yourself (ouch), this book is the perfect reminder that personal growth can start with a laugh - and maybe a little shame. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.