How to Be a Flight Attendant and Live to Tell the Tale (Paperback)

Paperback. They sold you the perfect scarf, the golden sunset, and the cute guy in 14C. What you get is instant soup at four in the morning in an airport-strip hotel, a run in your pantyhose you fix with hairspray, and a smile you learn to hold while every cell in your body wants to jump out the emergency exit too. This is the job, told with the glossy academy filter switched off, by someone who earned it the hard way. brutal rosters, impossible passengers, and coworkers who are absolute angels. Most of the time. Inside you'll find everything nobody warns you about: what it really takes, the interview you never saw coming, the secret kingdom of the galley, the paycheck that isn't the one they painted, the passengers you'll remember for the rest of your life against your will, and how to survive your first year without quitting. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, and if you're thinking about doing this for a living, you'll land with both feet on the ground before you ever mail that application. And after everything I'm about to tell you. I still wouldn't trade it for the world. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…