Fluent in Faux Pas (Paperback)

Paperback. Two degrees. Zero English.A night shift in an abandoned psychiatric hospital.You learn to laugh. Fast.Arriving in England for a fresh start, the author quickly discovers that the English language is a minefield of polite confusion, baffling idioms, and linguistic traps. Without the vocabulary to express who she is, daily life becomes a high-stakes game of translation roulette at the absolute bottom of the career ladder.Spanning decades through the beating heart of the British workforce-from factory lines and catering at Heathrow to securing film sets and government buildings-her biggest opponent isn't the long hours; it's the English dictionary.Navigating professional environments with a mismatched vocabulary leads to spectacular, unintentional blunders. From mixing up sound-alike words to translating idioms far too literally, every shift becomes a lesson in how easily things get lost in translation.Yet, behind the comedy lies a deeply personal struggle: the quiet isolation of startincover. When pressure peaks, remarkable encounters and a profound return to faith offer a path to true transformation.Fluent in Faux Pas is a warm, witty, and wonderfully honest memoir-a celebratory story of resilience and an inspiring reminder that the best parts of life are often found when we are completely lost in translation. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our Sydney, NSW warehouse or from our UK or US warehouse, depending on stock availability.…